Teardrops On My Dildo

Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female.

Winner: 'Best Comedy' Newcastle Fringe 2022. 

★★★★ "You will literally laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing. Vanessa is more relaxed and direct behind a comedy mic than anyone I have seen" - The Scotsman (Edinburgh Fringe)

This is an 18+ only event.

Content Warning: Frequent coarse language, sexual references and adult themes. 

Contact name: Moncrieff Box Office
Contact phone: (07) 4130 4100
Contact email: moncrieff@bundaberg.qld.gov.au

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